The heart of the matter

Amanda, our Biology teacher, is renowned for getting straight to the point, the heart of the matter one might say.  In her chosen chamber (the classroom) she delicately dissects, delves within and disseminates her wisdom among her pupils, an aortic conduit of knowledge… (enough already with your poor heart-based puns.  Ed.)

Sorry about that Ed., thought I had my finger on the pulse of this blog piece but maybe not!  However, it can’t be denied that our pupils have been in the business of dissecting, as well as extracting (the DNA of the strawberry), with a little bit of mitosis modelling on the side.  Keep up the good work I say, as I punder what it all means (punder! – get it).  (Right, that’s it, no more punderous puns from you for today. Ed.)